“Funny”
by Scott Charles Adams on Mar.19, 2018, under Uncategorized
Yesterday, while ironing, I dipped the sleeve of my shirt into the cat’s water. It’s a 36″ sleeve. It’s gonna go wherever the hell it wants to go.
It was a little funny.
Today, I tried on a new pair of work boots. It was my second attempt at ordering boots from the Freak Store. First pair was too small, despite being 14 Wide. And this second pair wasn’t quite working either.
I started to wonder whether it was me. Maybe I was too freaky for the Freak Store. Maybe I was taking that next great evolutionary step forward, and human shoes weren’t going to fit me anymore. Maybe I should see a doctor.
Or, maybe I should take the last piece of cardboard out of the shoes.
It was a little funny.
So, I’m thinking tomorrow, I’ll see if I can take a short break from being funny. Because this is getting tiring.
