Email the Author

There used to be a long mail-form out here. On the form, you could check boxes if you thought the neighbor's dog was making fun of you or if the point of toilet seat covers elluded. It was all terribly clever, if I do say so myself.

But that was three or four years ago--and nothing's clever for four years. Well, that's not true. Very little is clever for four years. Since the old form was only medium-clever (and since it stopped working for some strange reason) (mostly because it stopped working) I decided to kill the form in favor of something more simple and elegent.

Email me.

It's so easy it's almost scary.

In fact, I'm a little frightened.