I know. Finally, right?
After years of revising, re-revising, eventually starting from scratch, more revising, and then more re-revising, Rogue: Never Dream II is now available on Amazon.com.
And now, a list of reasons to buy the book, tailored to specific religions. Enjoy!
Christian: Buying ten copies makes Baby Jesus™ smile.
Judaism: Buy ten copies, and God will lift your ridiculous dietary restrictions for a day. Bacon cheeseburgers are much better than you ever imagined.
Islamic: Buy ten copies, and you’ll get seventy-three virgins in Heaven.
Wiccan: Buy ten copies, and the Goddess will pay you back times three.
Buddhism: The Dali Lama wants you to buy ten copies. I think he also wants Tibet freed, but I have to admit I'd stopped listening by then.
Hindu: This is Shiva's all-time favorite book. He told me so himself.
Scientology: Buy one copy for $50,000, and you'll be promoted to Tier 3 of Level 1 of our wonderful pseudo-religion! Special robes, hat, and paddling board all sold separately (but they ain't cheap).
Agnostic: Buy ten copies, because you never know.
Atheism: Buy ten copies, 'cause, whatever.
Satanist: Buy ten copies, because it'll piss off your parents.